lesson conducted by ms rubbish =v=(slaps forehead)

well well well-_- suddenly tell me to do something like this... Here's what you're supposed to do:

JUST ANSWER.
Be creative and dig deep within yourself for the answer. There is no limitation to how you answer a question. Then here we go...

If I were an American...
I'm a failed' one then :D my english sucks!(and I'm a short one too!!!!)

If I were a Japanese...
OH GREAT!+_+easier for me to get manga=v=,doujins and etc |D

If I were an only child...
Then I'm already in grave,considering how the family was like in the past:Dcause lack of care/food etc.since I'm left alone without anybody.(AND I'M STILL 7 ? or 8!!!)

If I were a rock star...
0 0....I don't want this star...I want the real star~!(points to the sky)

If I were homeless...
I'll be sticking to sis :D! homeless but not alone :D

If I were Barack Obama...
o.o then my hair will soon fall or turn white!...due to overusage of my brain-___-

If my life were a hit musical...
=_= peaceless.

If I were fighting in Iraq...
I might be either short of one arm,leg or I'm already in hell :)

If I were an animal...
I wanna be a panda!!!!!!!!!!!^____^*hugs*

If I were a lawyer...
Then I'm gonna get those reckless drivers who knocked down and OH~ I didn't mean it in the first place ~ *blaz,rubbish,even if u don't ,u already did.凸-_-* to Changi resort :D for a WOOHOOT holiday-_-+

If I were an actress...
I hope I get the role as a villain :D!

If I were Paris Hilton...
-_- who?

If I could rule the world...
Then the people gonna suffer,since I'm gonna be strict!= =(I'm a violent ruler :D)

If I worked in a school cafeteria...
o.o new experience.I've only worked in the public one o_o+

If I were home alone...
I'm already now :D! *cough* reading BLs (LOLLLLLL influenced' by some idiot-v-)

If I weren't home alone...
Then I'll be somewhere ,digging comics from shops :D or accompanying my family^_^

If I were the opposite sex...
and great,that's best. I'll be getting more power in this family. the b****** can never ruin my life like what it is now.

If I were a gadget...
I hope I'm one which wouldn't destroy planet earth.I wanna be one environmental friendly gadget :D or best I wanna be one which can be sent to the outter space :D!

If I were a chemical...
Then I hope I'm the type of chemical which only produce active reaction to villains in the world :D

If I were a gangster...
I wanna be like robin hood XD (slaps) I'll be thrashing or ruling those who bully the weaks +皿+ or robbing those rich and donating to the needys :D